"Mr. G, bring me to the hospital! It's time!"
They just opened a Hello Kitty-themed maternity hospital in Taiwan. (See more pictures here.)
How cool is that?!
Note to Mr. G: The baby need not be made in Taiwan. I just want him to be delivered there.
The lady has a gift. She can discover the "funniest" things in the most innocent places. (See her previous finds here.)
This time, we were in a make-shift toy store in the middle of a mall.
While I was checking out this toy...
(The doll is cute but a bit creepy. Reminds me of Chucky.)
she found this...
THE "DUMP" TRUCK
Click here for a better view.
R-U-M-B-L-E! R-U-M-B-L-E! R-U-M-B-L-E!
Is that the sound of a tummy rumbling?
The "dump" truck to the rescue!
I just came home from a 3-day Palawan vacation.
We stayed in a resort known to be a honeymoon destination but I honestly don't know how it got that reputation because the place is definitely not honeymooner-friendly.
[Warning: Mature material ahead. No curse words.]
What You Want in a Honeymoon Suite
(Please use your imagination. I don't want my blog to be banned for posting pornographic materials.)
1. Bed: A broken back is never romantic.
Demand at the minimum a queen-sized bed. Two single-beds that are pushed together do not count. When you start rolling around from one side to the other, you don't want to feel the break in your back. Worse, you don't want to fall right in the middle! All the action will definitely cause the bed to separate. This happened to my friend, I swear!
2. Bed sheets: Knee burns and chafed elbows!
I am not asking for 1,000 thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets from Frette. Just don't give me bed linens with the texture of a sackcloth. Some may think this is not important but if you are planning to stay in bed most of the day, you will notice.
3. Room service: Dressing up and walking to the clubhouse just to get something to eat will kill the mood and break the momentum.
You will eventually get hungry but moving your ass out of that bed will be the farthest thing from your mind. Without room service, you will have to dress up and go out to eat. The horror! By the time you finish eating, it will be very hard to get the groove back.
4. Privacy: If you can hear your neighbors they can hear you too.
Res ipsa loquitur (The thing itself speaks).
There! Good luck on your first, second or nth honeymoon.
She is a middle-school principal.
She is a mom of three, two girls and one very special boy.
She went through a divorce when her son was 9 yrs. old.
She found out soon after that her son had ADHD.
She found time to bring her son to swim practice 2x a day.
She is the mom of the world's greatest swimmer.
She is...
DEBBIE PHELPS
Picture from Good Morning America
She shared her secret in Good Morning America. "I'm the parent not the coach or the agent or whatever there is to be." She will always be MOM.
Two weeks ago, I dragged "C" to True Value in Power Plant, Rockwell. I, while shopping for lights, was blissfully unaware that "C" was dying of boredom in the CFL section. When I asked her if it's okay for us to go around and browse the tools section, she gave me an emphatic NO.
Yesterday was different. As I aimlessly browsed the True Value aisles, "C" entertained herself with some of the "interesting" items near the counter. Inspecting her finds, we were giggling like school girls as we read the labels. *hihihi*
NO. 1: UDDER CREAM
This was "C"'s first find. I saw her laughing her ass off while holding this jar with a cow label. I first thought it was underarm cream. Upon closer inspection, I realized that it was an UDDER CREAM! The intense giggling then started. "Cream for you significant UDDER!" "Not only for the lips but also for the nips." "Oh! AAP (our breastfeeding friend) will love this!"
Seriously, check out the website of UDDERLY SMOOTH. I think it's a great product once you get past the UDDER.
NO. 2: "PERSONAL" Massager
We just couldn't resist taking a picture of this contraption. It claims to be a personal massager. With that shape, I'm sure it will really be a "personal" experience. Grab it now! It's 20% off.
Check it out in the Walgreen website -- HEALTH O METER Personal Massager. Read the reviews of the customers. See the udder other uses for the massager.
Julia Child was the Martha Stewart of the 60s. She was a famous American cook, author, and television personality, who introduced French cuisine and cooking techniques to the American mainstream, through her many cookbooks and television programs. (See Wikipedia)
She looked so motherly. This woman inspired so many cooks around the world. Who would have thought that she was a spy? A SPY! (See Yahoo News)
This is so exciting. Where do I apply?
More sentimental than funny, the story of Christian the Hugging Lion made me cry.
This video of Christian is a new YouTube hit.
See how the lion greets his human friends in the wild? That's how my dogs greet my husband when he comes home everyday.
Check out the whole story in "Man in ‘hugging’ lion video reveals its secrets".
Note: The car is a Mercedes Benz not a Bentley!
I was trying to search for Salvatore Ferragamo's store number when I hit this site -- Power Plant Mall: SALVADOR FERRAGAMO.
SALVADOR!
It's the official Power Plant Mall site!
This made my day.
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